Belochka пишет:
> кровоподтек сбоку носа так и остался..
Причем самое главное: будешь ходить, мучиться, оно корябает, больно, да и некрасиво, сама понимаешь, - с одной-то штучкой ходить, и все равно руки ноги не доходят отдать в ремонт и починить.
Laile пишет:
> ходит по пятам, не сводит с тебя глаз и рассматривает с ног до головы...
Меня тоже раздражает. Спокойно! Это всех раздражает :) Легче? :)))
Белка :))))) оригинал гораздо острее. В 100 раз изысканнее русского перевода :) перевод какой-то, мягко говоря, вольный :) я даже удивилась, прочитав ТАКОЙ русский вариант.
Насладитесь :)
Eve and Аdam
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
- Lord, I have a problem!
- What's the problem, Eve?
- Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.
- Why is that, Eve? - came the reply from above.
- Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples.
- Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.
- What's a 'man,' Lord?
- This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly.
- Sounds great, - says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. - What's the catch, Lord?
- Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition.
- What's that, Lord?
- As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...So, just remember... it's our secret... Woman-to-woman!
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